When Life Gives You Grapefruit

I was cutting up some grapefruit in my kitchen with a knife like this one the other day and had gotten the juice all over. I paused to clean some of it up and throw away some of the rind and naturally I bumped the knife off of the counter. It landed with its point directly in my foot near the inner ankle. It bled a lot but it didn't cut very deeply really. The worst part was the sting from all that grapefruit juice.

My husband ran to get me some first aid stuff and I picked up another grapefruit and squeezed it till it couldn't be squoze no more.

It was, in the balance, a pretty good day.