Where's My Other Shoe

Well my kid had his ear tubes put in today and nothing went wrong with the operation at all!

Identify Yourself

Today in the mail I received five letters from different agencies regretfully informing me that I had still not sent them enough identifying information to recieve a copy of my credit report, and requesting the exact same documents I mailed them last week. I also received a copy of my credit report.

Now I'm kind of confused and concerned - d'you think I should write to the ones who sent me the report and demand proof that they are a real credit service?

The World's Most Disgusting Diet

I have gastroenteritis. It's totally gross, you guys. Also, it was supposed to be over like 12 hours ago. I've lost seven pounds.

When Life Gives You Grapefruit

I was cutting up some grapefruit in my kitchen with a knife like this one the other day and had gotten the juice all over. I paused to clean some of it up and throw away some of the rind and naturally I bumped the knife off of the counter. It landed with its point directly in my foot near the inner ankle. It bled a lot but it didn't cut very deeply really. The worst part was the sting from all that grapefruit juice.

My husband ran to get me some first aid stuff and I picked up another grapefruit and squeezed it till it couldn't be squoze no more.

It was, in the balance, a pretty good day.